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The Assassination of Paris Hilton
Racked

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Lane Bar
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Sun 30th Aug

It’s gonna be hot … A new site-specific 30-minute comedy set in the ladies room of a Hollywood nightclub. Three girls gossip and scheme, while two others plan to kill the girl they love to hate. rackedtheatre.blogspot.com. EXTRA SHOWS
 

Assembly Gala Press Launch
Assembly

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Assembly Hall

Join us as we rocket into another stunning Assembly season of the Fringe’s best theatre, music, dance and comedy. The Gala Press Launch lets you take a sneak peak at a great selection of shows from our 2009 season. Hosted by Jason Byrne and Adam Hills. www.assemblyfestival.com

There are no more performances of this show in 2009.

Austen's Women
Guy Masterson - Theatre Tours International

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Wildman Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Jane Austen, a woman ahead of her time, created some of literature’s most celebrated characters and defined her era. Have things really changed for women? In a bold revisitation, the hearts of Emma, Lizzy, Mrs Norris, Miss Bates et al are brilliantly exposed. Austen is gloriously reconstructed within her “two inches of ivory”. Rebecca Vaughan is directed by Guy Masterson.

Becoming Marilyn
Ronnie Dorsey Productions/Scamp Theatre

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Edinburgh Suite
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Norma Jeane meets Marilyn Monroe in this sparkling, powerful and fascinating portrait of an icon. ‘Don’t tell me I'm dead. The evening’s just beginning’. With Issy van Randwyck (Fascinating Aida) directed by Gareth Armstrong. www.scamptheatre.com. 'As bubbly as a seasonal glass of champers' EVENING STANDARD on Issy van Randwyck
 

Catwalk Confidential
Robyn Peterson

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Baillie Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Sun 30th Aug

Robyn Peterson’s life story of a model: part memoir, part fairy tale, part romance, the odyssey of a determined American teenager falling hopelessly in love with Paris. Running from studio to runway, face plastered all over top magazine covers and billboards in the world’s chicest city – until Paris brings her to her knees. www.catwalkconfidential.org / www.sstproductions.org

Chronicles of Long Kesh
Green Shoot Productions

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Rainy Hall
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Sun 30th Aug

Written by Northern Ireland's celebrated playwright Martin Lynch. The hilarious, painful and shocking story of Northern Ireland's infamous prison--Long Kesh--told through the eyes of Prison Officers, Republicans and Loyalists, a rich assortment of patriots, chancers, leaders, wives, escapers and hypochondriacs! A huge crowd-pleaser, full of 1960’s Mo-Town songs and wild, irreverent humour, this is the inside story of The Troubles. Chronicles of Long Kesh premiered in Belfast in January 2009 and played to more than 9,000 people during its sold-out run with standing ovations every single night! Don't miss the show Irish

Clive James in Conversation
Jeremy Meadow

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Music Hall

The UK’s favourite Australian export, Clive James returns to Edinburgh with a raft of new guests. Catch him one to one with the finest brains the Festival can offer. 2008’s special guests included Armando Iannucci, Richard Dawkins, Howard Jacobson and Alan Sillitoe. Guests will be listed at the website. www.clivejamesguests.com 'King of the chat shows' EDINBURGH EVENING NEWS

There are no more performances of this show in 2009.
Press Reviews and Additional Information:
We are delighted to announce that Clive James has the following magnificent line-up joining him:

SUN 16th: Irvine Welsh
MON 17th: Nicholas Parsons
TUE 18th: Iain Banks
WED 19th: Garrison Keillor
THU 20th: Alexander McCall Smith
FRI 21st: Michael Morpurgo
SAT 22nd: Sir Richard Eyre
Reviewed online at: edinburghguide.com
 

David Leddy's 'Susurrus'
Fire Exit Ltd

Where:		Assembly @ Royal Botanic Garden
		Temperate Palm House, North or East Gate
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Sun 4th Oct

Internationally-acclaimed headphone audio drama based on ‘Midsummer Night’s Dream’ whilst walking in the exquisite Royal Botanic Gardens from ‘the rising star of Scottish theatre’ (Observer) and ‘brilliant site-specific theatre-maker’ who is ‘one of the most interesting writers on the Scottish scene’ (Scotsman). We hear snippets about opera, memorial benches and botany which fit together into a mournful and poignant story of love and loss. Umbrellas provided! '**** 'Magical... excellent writing... magnificent music' SCOTSMAN. '**** 'Brilliance' GUARDIAN. '**** 'Exquisitely realised' HERALD

Age guidance - 16

David Leddy's 'White Tea'
Tron Theatre & Fire Exit Ltd 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Scott Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

A complex, multi-layered piece of visual theatre from a ‘theatrical maverick’ with a ‘propensity for fearless experiment’ (Financial Times) and ‘brilliant site-specific theatre-maker’ (Scotsman). The audience sit within a cocoon of white paper prayer flags, Japanese origami birds and colourful projections as an absurd, eccentric drama unfolds on beauty, brutality, grieving and giving. Tea included! 'The rising star of Scottish theatre' OBSERVER. 'One of the most interesting writers on the Scottish scene' SCOTSMAN. Age guidance - 16+ 

Djupid (The Deep)
Jon Atli Jonasson 

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Baillie Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Djupid (The Deep) based on a true event, is a beautiful and touching tale of one man’s struggle for survival at sea. Not for himself but for the ones he has lost and leaving. 'Liam Brennan gives a tremendous performance. ****' HERALD 'Director Maley and star actor Brennan in superb form. An unforgettable confrontation with the last things of life and death. ****' SCOTSMAN

Doctor Whom? My Search for Samuel Johnson
Festival Highlights 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Supper Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Benson’s new show digs into the life and work of Doctor Samuel Johnson 300 years since his birth, and celebrates the undiminished power of his extraordinary writings and reflections. Whether you love Johnson’s work or only know him from the Blackadder sketches, this show brings a fascinating character to life. www.festivalhighlights.com. 'There are actors, script-writers, comedians, singers - and then there is David Benson, a theatrical enigma who does it all, with a broad, cheeky smile' EDINBURGHGUIDE.COM

Dylan Thomas: Return Journey - Bob Kingdom
Original Direction By Anthony Hopkins, Richard Jordan Productions Ltd 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Supper Room

Seven Performances Only! The electrifying presence of Thomas on his last great lecture tour enroute to the White Horse Tavern. One of the most celebrated solo shows of all time back at Assembly for its farewell season. 'Bob Kingdom is magnificent' VARIETY '*****. A thrilling lyrical journey' GUARDIAN 

The Event
Absurdum International Productions and Clancy Productions 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		West Drawing Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Comic and compelling. The latest from Herald Angel Award winning John Clancy and Stage Best Actor David Calvitto, the team behind Fringe First winners ‘Americana Absurdum’, ‘Horse Country’, ‘Cincinnati’, ‘screwmachine/eyecandy’ and ‘Fatboy’. A man alone onstage attempts the ultimate magic trick: disappearing while remaining in full sight. www.clancyproductions.com. 'Blistering, brilliantly observed' SCOTSMAN (FOR HORSE COUNTRY). 'David Calvitto gives the performance of the festival...quite astonishing' TIMES (for screwmachine/eyecandy

 

Fucked
Tangram Theatre Company 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		West Drawing Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

“Last night’s sex was a bit like a kebab? Doner, not shish. This morning I’m coated in the greasy film of regret.” Life’s not looking too good for F. She’s 25, down and out, and she’s just spent the night with the wrong man. Again. As she’s cleaning up, she finds a love story she wrote aged 12. Before she knows it, she’s hurtling back to the most significant mornings-after of her life. This darkly comic monologue from acclaimed writer Penelope Skinner chronicles one girl’s sexual journey from adolescence to womanhood. Performed by Becci Gemmell. Directed by Daniel Goldman. www.tangramtheatre.co.uk. 'A sharp 60-minute tour-de-force... F**ked should soon be on everybody’s lips. *****' TIME OUT CRITICS’ CHOICE. 'Fantastic fun... wonderfully observed... it’s delivered with enthralling ease' METRO. 'Impeccable... utterly convincing... it might be the perfect show' BRITISH THEATRE GUIDE. Over 15s only. 

Funny
Reeling & Writhing 

Where:		Assembly @ 7 Holyrood Road
		Nr St Mary's St
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Sun 30th Aug

A soldier, a terrorist and a comedian walk into a bar. The landlord says, ‘What’s this, a joke?’. Humour is power. You don’t want to laugh. But you do. ‘Funny’ is based on real stories from secret places. The closer it gets to the truth the less you’re going to believe. Extra performances: 14:00 8-9, 14-16, 21-23, 27-29 Aug www.reelingwrithing.com 'Brilliant, ground-breaking theatre…makes you feel the earth move a little under your feet' SCOTSMAN 'This show is electric' HERALD. Not suitable for under 16s. 

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The Girls of Slender Means
Stellar Quines & Assembly 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Music Hall
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Poised on the edge of a defining moment in 1945, a community of young women in bomb-damaged London is living in extraordinary and momentous times. This bold and witty adaptation of Spark’s favourite novel – about sex and the availability of it, money and the lack of it – is as chilling as an Arctic winter, slashing the face of romantic relationships like flying glass. www.stellarquines.com www.assemblyfestival.com. 'A real explosion of 21st century theatrical energy' SCOTSMAN on Stellar Quines' 'The Unconquered 'Very impressive work, technically ambitious and original' MURIEL SPARK on Judith Adams’ adaptation of The Girls of Slender Means. 'The greatest Scottish novelist of modern times' IAN RANKIN on Muriel Spark.

Go To Gaza, Drink The Sea
Guy Masterson - Theatre Tours International in Assoc. With Passion Pit Theatre 

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Rainy Hall
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Sun 30th Aug

Explosive Palestinian-British theatre alchemy, from award-winning writer-director Justin Butcher (Scaramouche Jones, Madness Of George Dubya) and Gazain writer-choreographer Ahmed Masoud (Ila Haifa), weaves drama, dance and film with the soulful live music of Palestinian oud-player and singer Nizar Al-Issa and 5000 shoes (“Jane Frere’s astonishing design” - The Guardian) conjuring “a harrowing journey into a very modern heart of darkness” (The Stage). Justin Butcher’s Scaramouche and acclaimed Scottish artist, Jane Frere’s, extraordinary exhibition - Return Of The Soul - were two major hits at last year’s festivals. “A heartfelt tribute to the people of Gaza” (Palestine Telegraph). www.theatretoursinternational.com 'A deeply felt, humane and vividly expressive reaction to the current crisis' MICHAEL BILLINGTON, GUARDIAN 'By far the most powerful example I’ve yet seen of a border-crossing theatrical mix ... An extraordinarily versatile cast ... Profane, witty, desperate and poetic – a voice from Gaza Beach itself' AMANDA SEBESTYEN, THE TRIBUNE. Contains strong visual imagery.

Graceless
Petticoats Rip 

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Baillie Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Strangers, rain-storms, dancing and a lonely city. Five women’s stories collide through striking images, quiet fury and ludicrous joy. Petticoats Rip and Jamie Wood (Director of ‘Paperweight’, Fringe First 2008) investigate the roles we squeeze into, the hoops we jump through and the cost of tottering in impossible heels. www.petticoatsrip.co.uk. Not suitable for under 14s
  

In Bed With Poets
Julie Mullen 

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Baillie Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Sun 30th Aug

Julie Mullen with her Erotic Poetry for Vegans & Vegetarians. Gnocchi! Gnocchi! Gnocchi! Liverpool poet Julie Mullen gets fraîche with celebrity guests and poets amongst the kumquats. A kinda Tracey Emin meets ‘Big Breakfast’ meets Roger McGough’s ‘More Poetry Please’. www.myspace.com/eroticvegetables

Lochhead & Laula - Love, Love, Love
Liz Lochhead & Carol Laula 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Supper Room

Sweet, sad, old, new, romantic, raunchy. Spoken word and soaring notes, two friends who love to sing! Feel it, hear it, taste it, love it! 'Poems which sparkle' (Scotsman). 'Stunningly brilliant singer' (Telegraph). 

There are no more performances of this show in 2009.

Lotte's Gift
Christine Dunstan Productions 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Supper Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Australia’s internationally acclaimed classical guitarist Karin Schaupp tells the remarkable journey of three generations of women. Throughout the play, Karin, a talented actor as well as sublime musician, plays the music that signposted their lives. An extraordinary and personal journey, Lotte’s Gift will leave you uplifted and inspired by the power of both love and music. 'Intimate and moving theatre…exceptionally beautiful' SYDNEY MORNING HERALD 'A true, heart warming and often hilarious story' SUNDAY TELEGRAPH

Marsha Hunt
Marsha Hunt 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Wildman Room

One-time only. A happening. Sex and race. Sex and rock. Sex and war.
The transatlantic 60s marked by Peace and Murder, Love and Hate, Sex and Violence gave birth to the Jimi Hendrix Experience.
Ex-HAIR star and Black is Beautiful icon, Marsha Hunt, now an acclaimed international author has written the untold story of Jimi Hendrix, alive and dead. Features the Rolling Stones, the Animals, and the Who.Due to Nudity and footage, no cameras allowed.There are no more performances of this show in 2009.
  

Me, Mum and Dusty Springfield
Stephanie Ridings 

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Baillie Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

A black comedy sprinkled with Dusty lyrics and coated with a Dusty song or two. Told through the eyes of Mary, whose mother has passed away, the show examines relationships, people who aren’t what they seem and how we cope with loss when it’s too late to say sorry. www.stephanieridings.com 

Morecambe
Guy Masterson - Theatre Tours International & Feather Productions 

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Rainy Hall
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Commemorating the 25th anniversary of his untimely final curtain, “Morecambe” celebrates the extraordinary life of Eric Morecambe, “Comedian of the Century”. From humble beginnings as a child-performer on Morecambe Pier to the glitz and glamour of international stardom and the mantle of “Britain’s best loved comic”; from tumbleweed to Glenda Jackson; it’s a glorious, moving portrait of the affectionate lad with funny bones, born entertainer, big hearted perfectionist… “the tall one with glasses”. So come laugh, come cry, and remember the man who had a twinkle in his eye and shared it with us all... the man what brought us sunshine. Featuring the multi-talented Bob Golding, penned by the brilliant Tim Whitnall and directed by solo-maestro Guy Masterson, this is a must see for all fans of classic British comedy. www.theatretoursinternational.com www.morecambetheplay.com 'Guy Masterson presents another season of unmissable theatre!' BRITISH THEATRE GUIDE

My Darling Clemmie
Indigo Entertainments 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Wildman Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Winston Churchill said, “My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife to marry me.” This is the remarkable and highly entertaining story of Clementine Churchill described by Lord Halifax as,“The Guardian Angel of our country’s guardian.” Performed by Rohan McCullough, a previous winner of The Scotsman Drama Award, directed by Gareth Armstrong, creator of the Fringe success ‘Shylock’ and written by Hugh Whitemore whose film about Churchill, ‘Gathering Storm’ won an Emmy Award and a Golden Globe. His follow-up film, ‘Into The Storm’ starring Brendan Gleeson, is due to be released in the UK this Autumn. www.indigoentertainments.com. 'Compelling, engaging, intimately and beautifully realised – unforgettable' ROGER GRAEF, CHAIR OF COMPLICITE THEATRE COMPANY. 'Wonderful, delightful, brilliant' PETER MOULD, DIRECTOR OF THE ELLEN TERRY THEATRE. 'What a captivating performance. I can’t imagine the piece being more convincingly or beautifully performed' BILLE HUGHES, CHAIR OF THE CHESTER LITERATURE FESTIVAL 

One Small Step
Oxford Playhouse 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Edinburgh Suite
When:		Sat 29th Aug

Check your oxygen, adjust your spacesuit and buckle up for the biggest mission of your life... an action-packed, full-throttled trip to the moon! Dozens of characters are brought to life in a brilliantly inventive exploration of the space race. Fast, furious and really rather funny - don’t miss it. Suitable for everyone 6+. www.oxfordplayhouse.com 'The kind of show Edinburgh does best. ****' SUNDAY TIMES 'Profound and spellbinding. *****' SCOTSMAN   

Party
Invisible Dot 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		West Drawing Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

By Tom Basden. Five middle class idealists meet in a shed to plan the future of mankind. They struggle. A comic play about optimism versus ignorance, ambition versus complete incompetence. With Tom Basden, Anna Crilly, Tim Key, Jonny Sweet and Katy Wix. www.theinvisibledot.com

Power Plant - A Sound and Light Experience
Mark Anderson, Anne Bean, Jony Easterby, Kirsten Reynolds and Others 

Where:		Assembly @ Royal Botanic Garden
		North Gate, Inverleith Place - Glasshouses
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Sun 30th Aug

Deep in the Garden, as dusk falls, old gramophones spin glittering sounds whilst clicking insects cast vast moving shadows. Haunting whistles rise and fall and sparkling flowers dance to their own tune… Take a journey through a magical world as the Botanic Garden’s famous Glasshouses are transformed into a fascinating nocturnal trail of unusual and immersive installations. A highlight of the recent Liverpool Capital of Culture programme, Power Plant is guaranteed to captivate all ages. Produced by Simon Chatterton in association with Sound and Music, the British Council and Oxford Contemporary Music. www.powerplant.org.uk PLEASE NOTE TIMED ENTRY EVERY 10 MINS FROM 21:30. APPROX DURATION 40 MINS. CLOSES MIDNIGHT. 'A huge success…Power Plant’s ingeniously playful array of electronic stunts, kinetic sculptures and sound effects and musical sound effects sprang a series of delightful surprises' SUNDAY TIMES. 'A bewitching garden of the imagination' LIVERPOOL ECHO. 'Enchanting and mysterious' THE DAILY POST. Show times may vary depending on levels of darkness. Under 16s to be accompanied by an adult.
  

The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie
Royal & Derngate, Northampton and Assembly 

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Assembly Hall
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Adapted by Jay Presson Allen from Muriel Spark’s novel. 1930s Edinburgh and the scandalously outspoken teacher, Miss Jean Brodie, demands utter devotion from her girls. The school’s crème de la crème are enraptured by their charismatic leader, but when her frank sensuality creates bitter rivalries and her passion for all things Italian embraces fascist politics, she is in danger of destroying herself and those around her. This bold new production stars Olivier Award nominee, Anna Francolini, as the extraordinary Jean Brodie and revisits a classic story of seductive and manipulative power in startling fashion. 'You won’t see a better performance on any stage in Britain right now than that delivered by Anna Francolini - simply mesmerising' BIRMINGHAM POST 'Scenes of sheer brilliance and extraordinary magnetism' THE STAGE

Scaramouche Jones
Guy Masterson - Theatre Tours International & Passion Pit Theatre 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Music Hall

11pm Millennium Eve. Ancient clown, Scaramouche, gives his final performance, charting a bizarre odyssey through comic misadventures and the century’s darkest episodes, to reveal the loves, brutalities, ecstasies and tragedies beneath his seven white masks. Epic, poetic, profoundly moving. A smash sellout in 2008, Justin Butcher returns for ONE PERFORMANCE ONLY! Directed by Guy Masterson. www.theatretoursinternational.com. 'Practically flawless…energetic, knowing, infinitely moving…A masterpiece of magic realism' BRITISH THEATRE GUIDE 

There are no more performances of this show in 2009. 

The Scotsman Fringe Awards
Assembly 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Music Hall

Internationally recognised, The Scotsman Fringe First Awards are among the most sought after awards at the Festival. They are awarded to outstanding new writing premiered on the Fringe across theatre, dance, physical theatre and children's theatre. Winners will be announced each week in the The Scotsman Festival Daily Guide on Friday 14, 21 and 28 August. Plus a FREE final awards show will take place at the Assembly Rooms on Friday 28 August, to which you are invited. Pick up The Scotsman from Saturday August 8 to find out how to get your free tickets or visit the Assembly Box Office in person. First Come, First Served. Subject to availability. 

There are no more performances of this show in 2009.

The Sociable Plover
Guy Masterson - Theatre Tours International & Feather Productions 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Edinburgh Suite
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Roy Tunt hovers a tick away from twitcher immortality, recording every British bird. The elusive Plover is his ultimate, but fate cruelly intervenes. Guy Masterson and Ronnie Toms in a darkly comic tale. Passion, revenge and weatherproofs. www.theatretoursinternational.com 'Dark... Tender... A Triumph!' TIME OUT 'Hugely entertaining…profoundly funny' WHAT’S ON 

The Sound of My Voice
Citizens Theatre 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Wildman Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Sun 30th Aug

Morris runs a biscuit company in Scotland. He has a house in the suburbs, nice wife and kids…but there’s one major problem. He is a chronic alcoholic and his life is falling apart. Part of Made in Scotland. www.citz.co.uk. **** Guardian **** The Herald 'This fine piece of theatre is one of the most timely and significant shows Scotland has seen. ****' SCOTSMAN. 'Stunning...a must see. ****' METRO

The State We're In
Guy Masterson - Theatre Tours International in Association With Zia Trench - Zeitgeist Theatre 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Edinburgh Suite
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Camped in Parliament Square for eight years, what does it cost to be the international face of protest? Fact and fiction collide with courage and conviction, in award winning Zia Trench’s extraordinary, moving portrait of Brian Haw, Peace Campaigner. Justin Butcher (Scaramouche Jones, Go To Gaza) directs. A must see! www.theatretoursinternational.com 'Anything that Guy Masterson produces is a surefire bet for strong, challenging theatre. If you value high octane stuff, look no further!' ANNA LUNT - EDINBURGH PUNTER 

Susie Baxter's Guilty Women
Birch & Baxter Productions 

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Baillie Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Susie plays ten women in this hilarious one-woman comedy. Tracy is an exfootballer’s wife, indifferent to her daughter’s terminal illness, Honoria is a molecular biologist creating a world where women can fertilise themselves, Rose has no alternative but to murder Colin... 'I take my hat off to Susie Baxter' Michael Bilington GUARDIAN

Sylvia Plath - Three Women, The First Revival
Inside Intelligence 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Supper Room
When:		Sun 30th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Don't miss this rare chance to see Sylvia Plath's only play. Three diverse women explore the complex joys and agonies of childbirth, seeking a greater universal truth about the human condition. Fascinating and frank, powerful and laceratingly beautiful, this show lets Plath do all the talking. 'Director Robert Shaw can claim to have a coup on his hands' TELEGRAPH 'Resonates soul-deep, regardless of one' experiences or one's sex' FINANCIAL TIMES

Cast:  Neve McIntosh, Louisa Clein, Lara Lemon

Words With A.L. Kennedy
AL Kennedy 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		West Drawing Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Poetry unemprisoned, Shakespeare holding your breath - the delight, danger, mind-bending and exhilaration in words. Change your words, change your story and maybe the world. A poignant, passionate, hilarious new show from Costa award-winning writer. www.a-l-kennedy.co.uk. 'Startlingly good' GUARDIAN. 'Assertive, well-timed and pretty damn funny' METRO 

 

 

Words of Honour: The Mafia Exposed
Jermyn Street Theatre 

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Baillie Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Award-winning Italian actor Marco Gambino reveals, for the first time, the powerful and shocking true stories behind the world’s most secret and infamous criminal organization, The Cosa Nostra. www.jermynstreettheatre.co.uk 'Marco Gambino - an actor of dangerous charm' DAILY TELEGRAPH 'A compelling story, brilliantly told' LA REPUBLICA 

The World's Wife
Linda Marlowe, Directed By Di Sherlock - Festival Highlights 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Supper Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

New adaptation of Carol Ann Duffy’s poems imagining the wives’ perspective of famous men. From Frau Freud to Queen Kong, this darkly funny show slices through history and myth, casting an astute glance over the modern world. This passionate exposé will enthral lovers of Duffy’s poems and newcomers alike. www.festivalhighlights.com. 'Plugs straight into your arteries' INDEPENDENT. 'A consummate actress; gorgeous to look at, slinky and sexy, sensual and impassioned, breathtakingly versatile' SCOTSMAN 

 

 Year of the Horse
Burnt Goods With Tron Theatre and Made in Scotland Showcase 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Edinburgh Suite
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Tam Dean Burn, 2007 Herald-Angel winner for ‘Venus As A Boy’, in his homage to the late Harry Horse and his awe-inspiring political cartoons. A ferocious yet funny digital journey through the 21st century landscape of war, surveillance and celebrity culture. See accompanying exhibition in the Lane Bar. www.yearofthehorse.org 'Likely to emerge - in Edinburgh this August - as one of the most powerful Scottish theatre pieces this year' SCOTSMAN 

 

Your Number's Up
Roundhouse Theatre Company 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		West Drawing Room

Camden - magic circus or sleazy cesspit? A man lies comatose in the street. Nine people gather round. Was it fate that brought them together or were they just in the wrong place at the wrong time? More Information - www.roundhouse.org.uk. Contains swearing , sexual, alcohol and drug references. 

There are no more performances of this show in 2009.

Assembly Dance and Music Shows

The Ambassadors Of Swing
Jason Isaacs & the Greg Francis Orchestra 

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Assembly Hall

One of last year’s hottest musical acts Jason Isaacs and his outstanding big band are back for a one-night-only evening of Rat Pack classics. A big voiced singer, Isaacs delivers with cheeky charisma and terrific presence. www.jasonisaacs.co.uk 'A classy big-band show that packs a lot of value. ****' HERALD 'A set designed to entertain, brimming with swing classics. **** THREE WEEKS 

There are no more performances of this show in 2009.

Antonio Forcione - Al Dente!
Antonio Forcione 

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Rainy Hall
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Sat 29th Aug

’Hands like a tarantula and the heart of a lion’ (Owen O’Neill). Award-winning 5-star Scotsman virtuoso guitarist carves a blazing trail. With guest performers. Rave reviews and worldwide tours have brought international recognition. www.antonioforcione.com 'A cocktail of dazzling virtuosity, ferocious rhythms and humorous ingenuity. Pure genius. OBSERVER 'A one-off musical sensation. Unmissable.' SCOTSMAN 'One of the world’s most highly regarded guitarists who, when he isn’t using his guitar as a percussive instrument is literally reinventing it. The guy is brilliant.' EDINBURGH EVENING NEWS A performer of world class status, Forcione boldly goes where no guitarist has gone before and the results are quite spectacular. Miss him at your peril.' THE STAGE

Camille O'Sullivan: The Dark Angel
Phil McIntyre Entertainment 

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Assembly Hall
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Sell out Edinburgh 08, Sydney Opera House 08, London Roundhouse 09! As seen on “Later With Jools Holland”! Passionate, sexy, amusing and mesmerizing, the Time Out cover star returns with this award-winning show. Star of La Clique, Camille will perform Brel, Waits, Cave, Bowie and more. Camille’s dramatic performance will leave you in rapture. Irish Meteor Music Awards Best Female Vocalist Award Nominee. “It’s as though her breath were soaked in paraffin; one spark and the whole room would ignite” Daily Telegraph, ***** The Independent, ***** Metro, ***** Time Out. With full band. www.camilleosullivan.com 'Like a cross between Sally Bowles, Patti Smith and P-J Harvey…a major star. ***** SCOTSMAN 'Raunchy, dangerously fragile… an exceptional voice!' ***** EDINBURGH EVENING NEWS

 

 

David Benson Sings Noel Coward
Festival Highlights 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Supper Room

Benson’s back with his fringe sell-out hit, in an extended version following an acclaimed UK tour. This delightfully funny celebration of The Master’s wit and wisdom offers fresh insight, dark humour and plentiful entertainment to delight Coward fans and novices alike. www.festivalhighlights.com 'Benson has struck gold again, this time raiding Coward’s songbook. He becomes the Master as he sings: dapper in tuxedo, he delivers that clipped repartee to perfection' DAILY TELEGRAPH 

There are no more performances of this show in 2009.

 

 

 

 

Mikelangelo & the Black Sea Gentlemen - Dead Men Tell A Thousand Tales
Mikelangelo and the Black Sea Gentlemen 

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Rainy Hall

Devilishly handsome, musically brilliant, audaciously entertaining, Fringe favourites Mikelangelo and the Black Sea Gentlemen return with a deliciously dark cabaret! Let the charming crooner Mikelangelo take you deep into a netherworld of intrigue and desire. Swoon to the song of Rufino the Catalan Casanova, thrill to the tales of The Great Muldavio, follow Guido Libido on a wild Balkan adventure, delight in Little Ivan the song and dance man. Mikelangelo has toured the world starring in the Olivier award-winning La Clique and with the Black Sea Gentlemen has packed houses from Budapest to the Sydney Opera House. www.oninvisiblewings.com www.mikelangeloandtheblackseagentlemen.com 'These are performers at the top of their game. *****' SCOTSMAN 'Riotous fun and frankly unforgettable, this is a twisted cabaret of dark delights. *****' THE LIST 

There are no more performances of this show in 2009.

Patti Plinko and Her Boy
Patti Plinko and Her Boy 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Wildman Room
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Entrancing, gloriously throaty, joyous vocals with twisted guitars and washboards. This manic engaging Chanteuse and her Boy are the ones to look out for this year, causing a storm with sell-out shows across the UK and Europe. Receiving rave 5 star reviews for their highly original songs and enthralling, passionate and occasionally deranged performances. Delivering savage and sensual ruminations of love and revenge. Likened to Tom Waits, Edith Piaf and Kurt Cobain. Time Out London Critics’ Choice. Tipped to be the hottest new music act of the year. A vivid dream of maddening freakish talent ***** - Music News. www.myspace.com/pattiplinkoandherboy. www.fletchproductions.com. 'A performance so raw, so gripping, so enthralling. A performer whose sheer brilliance leaves you breathless. Utterly wonderful.' FEST 'Enthralling entertainment. A remarkable chanteuse combined with such accomplished musicianship.' STAGE 'Blowing audiences away with astounding performances' CULTURE MAGAZINE

Soweto Gospel Choir
Soweto Gospel Choir 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Music Hall

Soweto Gospel Choir
Soweto Gospel Choir 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Music Hall

Extraordinary, unforgettable and totally unmissable Soweto Gospel Choir return for their 6th triumphant year. Featuring a repertoire of world, gospel and spiritual classics, Soweto Gospel Choir deliver a concert that effortlessly shifts gear between driving drums and dances, to the sublime beauty of African a capella harmonies. Never to be missed. Extra Shows There are additional performances at the following times/dates: 18:50 – Thurs 6, Fri 7, Mon 10 Aug, Music Hall, Assembly@George St. 20:15 – Mon 17 Aug, Assembly Hall 'Soweto Gospel Choir is truly inspirational, but that’s not the reason they deserve 5 stars. Those are simply for a flawless performance' SCOTSMAN 'A concert that dares you not to return the participants’ smiles' HERALD
More Soweto Gospel Choir performances at Assembly Hall all Festival!
There are no more performances of this show in 2009.
Extraordinary, unforgettable and totally unmissable Soweto Gospel Choir return for their 6th triumphant year. Featuring a repertoire of world, gospel and spiritual classics, Soweto Gospel Choir deliver a concert that effortlessly shifts gear between driving drums and dances, to the sublime beauty of African a capella harmonies. Never to be missed. Extra Shows There are additional performances at the following times/dates: 18:50 – Thurs 6, Fri 7, Mon 10 Aug, Music Hall, Assembly@George St. 20:15 – Mon 17 Aug, Assembly Hall 'Soweto Gospel Choir is truly inspirational, but that’s not the reason they deserve 5 stars. Those are simply for a flawless performance' SCOTSMAN 'A concert that dares you not to return the participants’ smiles' HERALD
More Soweto Gospel Choir performances at Assembly Hall all Festival!
There are no more performances of this show in 2009.

Extraordinary, unforgettable and totally unmissable Soweto Gospel Choir return for their 6th triumphant year. Featuring a repertoire of world, gospel and spiritual classics, Soweto Gospel Choir deliver a concert that effortlessly shifts gear between driving drums and dances, to the sublime beauty of African a capella harmonies. Never to be missed. Extra Shows There are additional performances at the following times/dates: 18:50 – Thurs 6, Fri 7, Mon 10 Aug, Music Hall, Assembly@George St. 20:15 – Mon 17 Aug, Assembly Hall 'Soweto Gospel Choir is truly inspirational, but that’s not the reason they deserve 5 stars. Those are simply for a flawless performance' SCOTSMAN 'A concert that dares you not to return the participants’ smiles' HERALDMore Soweto Gospel Choir performances at Assembly Hall all Festival!

Symphonic Mayhem
This Ambitious Orchestra & The Mystery Fax Machine Orchestra 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Supper Room (Cabaret Format)

Ever wonder who those orchestras are behind your favourite stars? Brooklyn and London's rock symphonies step into the footlights performing their own songs, combining punk energy with classical virtuosity. 
There are no more performances of this show in 2009.

 

Tao - Samurai Magical Drumming
Tao 

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Assembly Hall
When:		Sat 29th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

An unprecedented and timeless Japanese drumming performance from the extraordinary TA O. This is a totally new genre, a mix of drum, dance and musical theatre. TA O are irresistible, compelling and will greatly surpass all your expectations. 'One of this year’s hottest fringe tickets' EDINBURGH EVENING NEWS 'The fabulous physicality and spectacular percussiveness of Japanese troupe' INDEPENDENT 'Extraordinarily talented percussion artists and they’re seductive, alluring performers' CHICAGO TRIBUNE 

Assembly Comedy Events

Comedy 19:20 - 20:20 Best the Fest 2009 

'Best of the Fest' is the biggest night of comedy in Edinburgh. It’s a guaranteed night of unabashed showing off and big laughs. Definitely the only place to be round midnight this August! Starring Adam Hills, Jason Byrne, Rich Hall, Phil Nichol, Andrew Maxwell and many more! More Best of the Fest at Assembly @ George Street all Festival!
Join us and see these fantastic acts plus more being confirmed each day!
Wed 26 Aug - MC Andrew Maxwell with Lloyd Langford, Jarlath Regan, Kevin Bridges and Wilson Dixon.
Thur 27 Aug - MC Phil Nichol with Justin Moorhouse, Neil Delamere, Lucy Porter and Adam Hills. [Please note this show is at Assembly Hall]
Fri 28 Aug - MC Jon Richardson with Marcus Brigstocke, Des Bishop, David O'Doherty and Fred MacAulay. [Please note this show is at Assembly Hall]
Sat 29 Aug - MC Mike Wilmot with Rich Hall, Shappi Khorsandi, Neil Delamere and Ivan Brackenbury. [Please note this show is at Assembly Hall]
Sun 30 Aug - MC Adam Hills, Jason Byrne, John Bishop, Pajama Men and David O'Doherty.
Please note that all line-ups are subject to change, but we'll do our best to keep them cracking!

Best of the Fest 2009
Assembly Where:
ssembly @ Assembly @ Assembly Hall
Thu 27th Aug - Sat 29th Aug

Where:

Best of the Fest 2009
Assembly

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Music Hall
When:		Sun 30th Aug

Comedy 16:50 - 18:00 Bussmann's Holiday: The Worst Date Ever

Jane Bussmann (South Park, Fast Show, Brass Eye) fled Britney’s Hollywood for heady Uganda, land of spies, trustafarians - and, reputedly, a sexy-peacemaker. Investigating war-criminals was an infuriating accident… Sally Phillips directs this hysterical, heartbreaking true story and best-selling book. Winner of the Tap Water Award for comedy. '****. One of the most passionate, smart and hilarious hours on the fringe.' GUARDIAN. 'Very funny, Jane’s got a death wish' MATT STONE, SOUTH PARK


Where: Assembly @ George Street  Supper Room  When: Tue 25th Aug - Sun 30th Aug
Filthy Pictures & Richard Jordan Prod Ltd in Assoc With Macmillan Publishing

16:50 - 18:00

Comedy 20:45 - 21:45 Des Bishop: Desfunctional Lisa Richards & EdCom

Why do some people struggle with intimacy? Is there a difference between shame and guilt? Can a comedian be funny about trying not to turn every emotional experience into a joke? Bishop is dealing with things on stage. 'Funny, erudite and effortlessly delivered. ****' SCOTSMAN 'Blooming hilarious' THREE WEEKS. Suitable for 15 years +

Where:Assembly @ George Street Edinburgh Suite Tue 25th Aug - Sun 30th Aug


 Comedy A Night of Comedy for Ray - Hosted by Michael McIntyre
Off the Kerb Productions & Assembly
 
A benefit in aid of the late Ray Cowper our beloved Assembly colleague who died suddenly at the age of 40. Hosted by Michael McIntyre with special guests - Rich Hall, Adam Hills, Rhod Gilbert, Alistair McGowan, John Bishop, Mark Watson, Kevin Bridges, Shappi Khorsandi, Brendon Burns, John Gordillo, Mile Wilmot, Jon Richardson and more to be confirmed! 

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Assembly Hall
		No further performances

 

 

 

Comedy 19:35 - 20:35
  Dixie's Tupperware Party Dixie's Tupperware Party
Dixie Longate, the fast-talking Tupperware Lady, packed up her catalogues, left her children in an Alabama trailer park and took Off-Broadway by storm! Now join Dixie as she travels to Scotland throwing good ol'fashioned Tupperware Parties filled with outrageous tales, FREE giveaways, audience participation and the most fabulous assortment of Tupperware ever sold on a theater stage. See for yourself how Ms. Longate became the #1 Tupperware seller in the world as she educates her guests on the many alternative uses she has discovered for her plastic products! 'Like a deranged portrait of suburban hell hopped up on crystal meth!' ASSOCIATED PRESS. 'Not your grandmother’s Tupperware Party!' NBC TODAY SHOW


Where: Assemby@george Street-
Wildman Room
When: Wed 26th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Comedy 18:50 - 20:20 
  Frank Skinner's Credit Crunch Cabaret Avalon Promotions
Laughing all the way to the bank closure. Straight from a sell-out run in London’s West End, Frank Skinner hosts a series of 90 minute variety shows starring awardwinning comedians, fantastic musical acts and leading variety performers. Extra performances midnight Thurs 27, Fri 28 & Sat 29 Aug 'Skinner deserves a financier-sized bonus for his efforts... one would have to be clinically depressed not to enjoy an evening like this' BRUCE DESSAU, EVENING STANDARD

Where:  Assembly @ George  Street Music Hall
When: Wed 26th Aug - Sun 30th Aug

Comedy Funny Women Awards Funny Women

The celebrated Funny Women Awards are now in their 7th year and the search is on for the brightest new female comedy talent in the UK. Come and check out the best new acts at the Fringe who are competing for the opportunity to perform at a star studded national final this autumn. For more details visit www.funnywomen.com. 'If this is the future of womanly comedy, then it's in safe, exciting hands.' Tim Arthur, Time Out. 'A superb champion of talent' Shane Allen, Channel 4 Comedy.

Assembly @ George Street  wildman RoomNo further performances

Comedy 19:40 - 20:40 Greg Behrendt 

US stand up star, Sex And The City consultant and writer of the New York Times bestselling book (#1 hit movie) 'He's Just Not That Into You' makes his UK debut in a new show. 'Outstanding, impeccable and one for the ages' MONTREAL GAZETTE 'A consternated everyman, alternating between befuddlement and anger at the ridiculousness of life. He is particularly hilarious' DALLAS MORNING NEWS

Assembly By Arrangement With Avalon
Where:
 Assembly @ George Street  Supper Room 
When: 
 Assembly @ George Street  Supper Room 

Comedy 19:20 - 20:20 Hannah Gadsby -
Kiss Me Quick I'm Full of Jubes
Dick the Horse & EdCom
Hannah is an award-winning comic who just wants a quiet chat about the importance of self-destructive behaviour and the benefits of defective memories. WARNING: This show does not promote the practice of hasty lip contact for sugary reward. 'A piercing razor sharp wit' CHORTLE. 'Deadpan perfection' SKINNYFEST 

 

Hannah is an award-winning comic who just wants a quiet chat about the importance of self-destructive behaviour and the benefits of defective memories. WARNING: This show does not promote the practice of hasty lip contact for sugary reward. 'A piercing razor sharp wit' CHORTLE. 'Deadpan perfection' SKINNYFEST

Where:  Assembly @ George Street -  West Drawing Room 

 When: Wed 26th Aug - Sun 30th Aug

Comedy 16:15 - 17:10 The Hotel Invisible Dot 

Prod, poke, and peel back the wallpaper at The Hotel. Check in-between the walls. A short walk from the Assembly Rooms, it’s a comedy of sorts directed by if.comedy award winner Mark Watson. www.theinvisibledot.com 'The highest achiever the Fringe has seen this decade' TIMES. Not suitable for under-16s.
Where: Assembly @ George Street MeetingPlace
Thu 27th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

 

 

 Comedy 21:00 - 22:00

Jamie Kilstein - Revenge of the Serfs
Assembly & Jamie Kilstein
America may have elected the black guy but we are still screwing over the rest of the world. Watch Kilstein take on the politics of rich vs poor. 'Possibly the most impressive writer/performer, I have seen all year. ****' SCOTSMAN 'He’s sharp, sarcastic and engaging, fearless in niggling his targets…he is one of the best. ****' CHORTLE 

Where: Assembly @ George Street  Supper Room 

When: Thu 27th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

Comedy 23:30 - 00:30  Jason Byrne: The Byrne Supremacy   Phil McIntyre Entertainment  Sell Out 1997 - 2008. No comedian has ever sold more tickets on the Fringe! 'Watching Jason Byrne on stage is like watching Ronaldinho play for Barcelona. It’s not a matter of if the magic will come, but when and how often… He’s effortlessly masterful. If you leave disappointed from this show don’t ever bother going to see comedy again.' EDINBURGH EVENING NEWS 'An hour of stand-up so joyous the clinically depressed should get it on prescription' METRO 'Comic Nitroglycerine.... there’s material a plenty' METRO 'Watching a new Jason Byrne show is a bit like watching lightening in a bottle....Jason Byrne could do no wrong' EDINBURGH EVENING NEWS. *** Tickets for these shows must be collected at the EICC, immediately prior to the performance starting ***  Where:  Venue 150 @ EICC 150 Morrison Street When:  Fri 28th Aug - Sat 29th Aug

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Assembly Hall
When:		Wed 26th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

 Jason Manford & Friends at the Fringe
BBC Radio 2 & Open Mike Productions
Join Jason Manford and friends for two free shows of big, big comedy recorded for Radio 2. Last year's guests included Michael McIntyre, Jon Richardson, Adam Hills and Mark Watson. For more information visit www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/comedy 
Assembly @ George Street Wildman Room

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Music Hall
		No further performances

 

 Comedy 23:30 - 00:30

Pajama Men: The Last Stand to Reason
Fringe Management
Brand new comedy from last year’s sold out sensation! Winners of the 2009 Best Show, Melbourne Comedy Festival, Perrier Shortlist, Double Act Award. 'One of the most dazzling displays of comedy theatre I’ve ever seen. *****' TIMES 'Absolute comic genius!*****' SCOTSMAN 'The funniest comedians in the world!' TIME OUT SYDNEY

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Rainy Hall
When:		Fri 28th Aug - Sat 29th Aug

 Comedy 20:35 - 21:35

Puppet Grinder Cabaret
Puppet Grinder/Little Angel Theatre

For adults only, this unique spectacle offers a feast of dazzlingly skilful puppetry to suit all tastes. An eclectic cabaret of live puppetry and animated short films, see puppets like never before and enjoy an evening dashed with raciness and raunch, at this rip-roaring and outrageously funny show. 'Puppets! Sick, twisted and depraved puppets! Rocks being a grown-up, doesn’t it?' TIME OUT CRITICS CHOICE 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		West Drawing Room
When:		Thu 27th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

 Comedy 22:30 - 23:30

Rich Hall Off the Kerb Productions
Described thusly: 'Grouchy.' 'Splenetic.' 'Extemporaneous powerhouse.' None of these match the esteemed Adelaide Advertiser who stated, emphatically, 'Rich Hall has Wild West eyebrows.' That alone is worth the price of admission. Come and see the eyebrows that tamed the American frontier. www.offthekerb.co.uk. 'As close as it gets to a guaranteed good show' SCOTLAND ON SUNDAY 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Music Hall
When:		Thu 27th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

 Comedy 14:05 - 15:05Rich Hall's Campfire Stories Off the Kerb Productions
A pristine clearing. A glowing campfire. Copious amounts of bourbon. Join Rich Hall and his buddies Mike Wilmot and Tim Williams for an hilarious concoction of tall tales, trout philosophy, shaggy dog stories and wilderness encounters. Guaranteed 100% midge-free. www.offthekerb.co.uk. 'Verbal virtuosity' SCOTSMAN. Over 16s only 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Wildman Room
When:		Thu 27th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

 Comedy Roger McGough - That Awkward Age Roger McGough
Miracle birth of a new collection and an evening of poems to amaze & delight! McGough wrestles with mortality, seeks love in the launderette and jives in Macca’s trousers. Addresses, elegies, prayers & ever perceptive playfulness make this a must-go. There’s poetry in the house and McGough fitted it. www.rogermcgough.org.uk. 'The patron saint of poetry' CAROL ANN DUFFY. 'Liverpool’s own Poet Laureate' DAILY POST 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Music Hall
		No further performances

 Comedy 12:00 - 12:55 Shappi Khorsandi - A Beginner's Guide to Acting English Off the Kerb Productions

Brilliantly funny and evocatively written, Shappi reads extracts from her book to recreate her family's baptism into 1980s England. She portrays a touching picture of a lost homeland and a witty dissection of Englishness. This is a sharp memoir of growing up an outsider. 'Shappi has a fascinating story to tell, married to one of the warmest, most engaging performance styles I have seen.' The Observer 'Britain's best young female comic' Guardian

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		West Drawing Room
When:		Thu 27th Aug - Mon 31st Aug

 Comedy Stand Up For Freedom Amnesty International
The legendary Amnesty benefit is back in 2009, and bigger than ever! Two nights of Edinburgh’s best stand-up! Always a sell-out, book early to avoid disappointment. Performers confirmed for 12 Aug are Andrew Maxwell, Colin & Fergus, Rob Rouse plus more to be announced and for 19 Aug we have John Bishop, Kristen Schaal & Kurt Braunohler, Simon Amstell, Phil Nichol, Sarah Millican and more. See online for full line-up - www.amnesty.org.uk/edinburghfestivals 

Where:		Assembly @ Assembly Hall
		Assembly Hall
		No further performances

 Comedy 23:59 - 01:14 Supper Club

'The Supper Club' returns, the throbbing heart of late-night Assembly. A series of guest hosts, gorgeous performers, a cocktail menu to die for and the best place to catch up with the festival gossip. Over 18s only. 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Supper Room (Cabaret Format)
When:		Thu 27th Aug - Sun 30th Aug

 Comedy 18:20 - 19:20 

The Umbrella Birds: Sketches in a Shop Changing Room Avalon Promotions
The stars of Radio 4’s The Ladies, return with a brand new hour of comedy. Following on from their 2007 cult hit, WC, and a sell-out run in 2008 of Gym, the acclaimed sketch group explore vanity, delusion and how to steal things – in another show with a self-explanatory title. www.avalonuk.com. 'Not a weak minute in sight. *****' THREE WEEKS. 'Laugh out loud funny. ****' METRO 

Where:		Assembly @ George Street
		Wildman Room
When:		Thu 27th Aug - Mon 31st Aug